Dispatches from the front 1

Texts received:
11.26
Only just got Rash loaded, little bastard! If u want u cud come and wave us off from Melton traffic lights bout 15 mins?
14.06
Halfway round M25 w8n 4 my turn 4 bog. All Ok
17.40
Now riding ridgeway At Last!
21.36
Survived first day. Dry but sore arses all round. X
23.52
We ache n da bloody pubs r shut!
23.53
Sent sum pics o today. Landscape is Smeathes Ridge. Goin Stony, lots o g8s, sore bums, tired. Pubs all closed 930! no rain. Luv U Tess