Dispatches 4

Texts recieved:
12:42
Bout 2 cross grims ditch. X
13:53
I want my breakfast!
14:27
Now we r lost!
14:31
We in front garden o stately pile...
14:34
Pads shat on it, now leaving in a hurry!
15:21
Breakfast @ last. Unfortun8ly it's a pint o cider...

20.21
Long day, left Streatley. Much traffic. Crossed Thames, some snorting and many funny looks. Path ran alongside fast railway. Bit tense all round but was ok. Bridleways much less maintained once off ridgeway. One very nasty road crossing. Miles n miles of no civilisation. Got lost. Breakfast in layby @ 3pm ish (cider). Padsspooked at mearest whif of pigs. Jumpd puddle. Finally arrived Lewknor. Now off to pub. Hope it open!